Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Who wants water? I do.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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