whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

The Colts this year.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Anti Joke

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