- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

ask me if im a door yes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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