- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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