roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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