What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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women's rights

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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