- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What does water smell like? water.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

poopy is poopy

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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