What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

okay so theres this guy.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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