- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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