- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Boob

are you saying pam, or pan?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why? Why not?

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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