- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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