- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why so serious ?

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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