- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

A guy at a baseball game....

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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