yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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