- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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