- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

My Nan, that is all.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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