- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Your mom.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

your face

A woman walks into a bar.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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