Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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