Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returns and says, "My friend does not have a pulse, so I stand by my prior assumption that he is dead."

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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