A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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