- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

one stop shop

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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