Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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