Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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A woman walks into a bar.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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