Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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He--Hey guys

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