- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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