Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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