I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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my whole life!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Swag.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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