A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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