- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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