Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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