- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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