- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

the sky is green no it is not

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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