Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Anti Joke

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