What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

why wont me daughter eat my feces

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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