- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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