your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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One time i was sitting down

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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