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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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