Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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give me a thumbs up

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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