- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What's the difference between a duck?

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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