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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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