- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Want to hear a joke? No.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

bangers and mash?

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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