why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

pull my finger (farts)

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Why did? Yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...