What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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