- Anti Joke

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

just in time?

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'