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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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