- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

A man walked into a bar owch

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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