- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

This is a joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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