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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Terry has ebola

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

I love pissing people off :P

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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