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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Trump will make America great again.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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