- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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