- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Trump will make America great again.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

sucks Syntax...

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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