- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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