Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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penis in the camel

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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