Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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penisvaginaorgasm

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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