A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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