Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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