Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

call me maybe.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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