- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Get some flipping new jokes people

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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