Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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