What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Get some flipping new jokes people

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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