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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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